video: THE INTOXICATION OF MIMI

Mariah Carey was presented with the award for Breakthrough Actress for her performance in the movie 'Precious' live onstage at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Festival gala, held Tuesday night in California.  Much to everyone's surprise, the Glitter actress lived up to her loopy reputation appearing to be drunk as a skunk. Teetering, in a skin-tight, black-beaded Herve Leger gown, she gave a long, rambling acceptance speech that you have absolutely got to see.

 Check out a video of her drunken speech after the jump…

FUNNY SH*T | BEYONCE CLEVERLY ESCAPES BOREDOM OF PRIVATE MUSEUM TOUR

Beyoncé's world tour just kicked off, but she has already angered a museum in Vienna. She reportedly sent a look-alike for a private tour of the Albertina, one of the city's most famous museums, so she could go shopping. To buy things she undoubtedly needs. The look-alike even stood for pictures with the director of the museum. "We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren't really sure. It could have been her," a museum spokeswoman said. LOL

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile via Funny or Die . Hilarious.

WHAT KIND OF F*CKERY IS THIS | CASSIE SHAVES HER HEAD

Cassie shaved half of her head, posting images of the new look on her Twitter account. The singer writes: Sometimes in life, you need a change. Something deeper than what you thought you were...

And Diddy said, “YEAH YOU DID DO IT, I LOVE IT. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT”

Without mentioning the inside out skull crewneck, Cartier bracelet, the watch, the ring, I can't help but think this a publicity stunt. I mean Diddy IS the monster of marketing fluff. Somehow, somewhere, someone sat down and plotted this thing out Look out for the Dare To Be Different Ad Campaign coming soon!! LOL

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT | KANYE IS A GAY FISH

Last night’s episode of South Park titled “Fishsticks” played the ish out of the “genius” Kanye West. Fishstick + Kanye West= Gayfish LMFAO! Real talk, this was the funniest episode ever! But, I do wonder how Kanye feels about being called a Gayfish?!Oh WAIT, he responds via his blog.

LIL' KIM OPERATES ON CP TIME

This has got to be the funniest sh*t I heard all week.

Lil’ Kim’s timing is off - but not on the dance floor. The rapper-turned- "Dancing With the Stars”-hoofer is “late to everything,” says a show insider. “If she has a call time of 7, she doesn’t show until 10.” But producers are having the last laugh on Kim. Says the insider: “They’ve started telling her to show up two hours earlier than they need her - just to make sure she’s on time!”

FUNNY SH*T | BILL O'REILLY GOES IN ON JAY-Z AND JEEZY

As much as I despise dude... I must admit, Bill O’Reilly is never scared! He goes in on Jay-Z and Jeezy for their comments Monday Night in Washington, DC during their performance. Check it out!

FUNNY SH*T | THE GO HARD EDITION

Michelle Williams responds to a critic via her blog. She goes hard. LOL





Chris Brown goes hard at a club in Liverpool to Beyonce's, Single Ladies. Uh Uh Oh!

FUNNY SH*T

Watch as President George W. Bush ducks two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi reporter during a press conference in the Iraqi prime minister’s office to mark the signing of a security agreement.

“This is the farewell kiss, you dog,” the man shouted in Arabic.

Bush wasn’t hit, and announced “I’m okay” after the incident. He added, “All I can report is it is a size 10.”

According to CNN, Hurling shoes at someone, or sitting so that the bottom of a shoe faces another person, is considered an insult among Muslims.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Beyonce did Saturday Night Live last night and in case you missed it, here are two highlights. First up is a spoof of her Single Ladies video featuring Justin Timberlake. Some funny sh*t. And next is the actual live performance of the same song, in which she killed. Check it below.


Justin Timberlake & Beyonce - Parodie "Single Ladies" SNL
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PICTURE OF THE DAY

WTF!!!!!!! So I'm sure that you all have heard that VH1 reality TV stars Real & Chance have signed on for their own series, A Real Chance at Love. I just wanna know what losers are actually gonna watch this mess. Anywho, check out a promo shot, which includes their brother, Chance's twin, Love. Riduculous.

NOEL GALLAGHER BITES BACK | JAY-Z DISS

Noel Gallagher hits back at Jay-z after Jay-z took a swipe at him at Glastonbury Festival as well as in his new joint, Jockin' Jay-Z! I have to admit, I had a little angst for posting this. As much as I Stan for both Jay and Bey, this is some funny sh*t.

THE COST OF FLYING COMMERCIAL

Milan is no friend to Andre Leon Talley. Two years ago, his luggage was lost for three days during Milan Fashion Week, and he was stuck wearing the same blue Patent Miu Miu coat and velour track pants to the shows. Fast forward to today, and it's the same deal. His luggage was lost once againon his way to Milan. This heinous inconvenience forced André to wear the same outfit to the D&G show that he wore on the plane: a pair of Juicy Couture shorts and gray Ralph Lauren polo shirt. On the upside, this gives him a reason to buy stuff at Tom Ford's new Milan store. If he even has time between Bottega Veneta and Prada.

PHOTO OF THE DAY!!!

Diddy stepped in a pile of sh*t in the streets of New York City, NY yesterday! *CLASSIC*

OLD SPICE WILL GIVE YOU SWAGGER

In a hilarious ad campaign, Old Spice is trying to give men some swag through ther new line of "Swagger" products.

The ads star LL Cool J. Who is portrayed as geeky and scrawny, that is only until he finds that Old Spice Swagger. Get it!

Spotted: Kanye vs. The Paparazzi

Kanye West was spotted out shopping yesterday at The Grove in LA. Sources say that a disgruntled Kanye walked over to the 'paps', and asked to see the pictures they had shot, and then proceeded to tell them not to take anymore pics or film of him despite the fact that he was at a major shopping plaza. Gotta love him.

WNBC Achor Sue Simmons asks " What the Fuck are you Doing?"

Sue Simmons, the second highest paid news anchor for WNBC Channel 4 in New York, dropped the F-Bomb Monday night, leaving thousands gasping and probably the same number laughing. Now, in the wake of one of the biggest on-air slip-ups in Channel 4 history, many peoples shock has turned into outrage that she is still on the air. New Y ork TV stations have a "zero tolerance" policy for on-air profanity, but it is unclear whether Simmons would be disciplined or fired.

I have to admit, I played this joint over and over, and everytime is like the first. LOL