video: DIDDY WAS BORN FOR HSN

Last night at 11 p.m., Diddy made a poetic debut on the Home Shopping Network to sell his fragrances. A lady with Kate Gosselin hair and eye shadow so blue you'd think she colored her face with a highlighter sat on a couch with Diddy for a couple of hours to tell him and 'His People' how wonderful he and the things he makes are. A very excited ladycalled in and told Diddy, who was perched on a shaggy fur throw, that she had been waiting for this moment. "I wanted to put on your MySpace page please come to HSN!" she told him. And it's a good thing he did, because not only is HSN now cool, officially, but his stuff sold out in just sixteen minutes. That's a total of 5,600 Diddy fragrance products, costing around $60 each, with extra flex-pricing available for HSN cardholders. (It's the flex-pricing that really gives this channel it's swagger, lol.)